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The humiliations of Welton Blake

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Hilarity follows disaster in this sharp-witted tale of the trials of pre-teen life, from award-winning and critically acclaimed Crongton author Alex Wheatle.

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ISBN: 9781781129494 Category: Young Adult Tags: Children's / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children's / Teenage fiction: School stories, Children's / Teenage personal & social issues: divorce, separation, family, Children's / Teenage personal & social issues: Emotions, Children's / Teenage personal & social issues: Friends & friendship issues, Children's / Teenage personal & social issues: Sexuality & relationships
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Hilarity follows disaster in this sharp-witted tale of the trials of pre-teen life, from award-winning and critically acclaimed Crongton author Alex Wheatle.

Welton Blake has done it! He’s asked out Carmella McKenzie – the best-looking girl in school – and she’s only gone and said yes!

But just as he thinks his luck is starting to change, Welton’s phone breaks, kick-starting a series of unfortunate and humiliating events. With bullies to avoid, girls ready to knock him out and all the drama with his mum and dad, life for Welton is about to go very, very wrong ?

Particularly suitable for readers aged 11+ with a reading age of 8.

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Weight 0.22 kg
Dimensions 19.8 × 13 × 1.2 cm
Author

Wheatle, Alex

Publisher

Barrington Stoke

Imprint

Barrington Stoke

Cover

Paperback

Pages

138

Language

English

Edition

Paperback original

Dewey

823.92 (edition:23)

Readership

Children – juvenile / Code: J

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